My time machine is broken? NEED HELP!!!?
Ever since I used it last sunday it has been broken. I am not sure why though. I put new crystals in it. I think the website I got it from was bogus though (ebay.com) Ok, so every time I charge it up and sit down in it, it over heats. I have a nasty burn on my right elbow now. You are suppose to take the pills that come along with the machine too. Should I?
Confused.
Thanks
Take the pills.Don't forget to take all your clothes off first, and place the machine in front of an open window. Then, after you do the chicken dance,turn around three times, face away from the window, spread your cheeks and bend over, then you can place yourself in the time machine.
If this doesn't work, then try the metabolic thruster. It should still be under warranty.
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